
The Queen herself!
So the other night when I fell asleep on the couch I was wearing a sweater my Mom had made for me. It’s a big fluffy sweater that’s very warm and cozy. It’s actually too big, but I love curling up in it because it’s so big…it’s like wrapping up in a big fluffy blanket. It’s very warm. I mentioned that, right? VERY warm? I must have gotten hot during my nap, because the sweater ended up on the floor next to the couch. And the cat ended up on the sweater.
She has always loved this particular sweater. Any time she finds it somewhere that she can steal it to lay on, she claims it for herself. It usually lives on the back of my computer chair, and she’ll often climb up there and sleep as I’m working or playing. She is not an overly cuddly cat, so it says something about how much she likes this sweater that she’ll actually curl up on my chest under my chin occasionally if I’m wearing it (Yes, I’m slightly offended that she has no interest in cuddling with me, only my sweater!).
I left the sweater on the floor for a couple days (have I ever mentioned housecleaning is not my forte?) and she happily spent all her napping time on it…and her sleeping time…and her dozing time…and her just plain lazy time (she is a cat, after all). Finally last night I decided I wanted my sweater back, it was cold out and I was headed out on the back porch for a smoke.
After I detached her from it, picked it up and put it on, she sat there looking up at me with the most pitiful, mournful expression on her little kitty face. Then the look turned to the most pissed off, irritated, “I-want-to-claw-your-eyes-out” look that I’ve ever seen on a cat’s face.
So what did I do? I went and asked my Mom if she had any yarn left over from making the sweater. She did – almost two skeins. So I started crocheting the yarn into a square, only to find out that my largest hook wasn’t quite large enough for the bulky weight yarn. So I ran out to WalMart at 7:30 at night to buy a jumbo crochet hook so I can make my spoiled damned cat her very own blanket out of the same yarn!
I’m currently halfway through, and actually having a lot of fun – I’ve never crocheted with bulky yarn before, and it works up incredibly fast and is very easy to work with. I’m just hoping Her Highness approves of her new bedding…I’m half expecting her to turn her nose up at it and go find my sweater.





